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Nobody would make think it odd if you carried
2 inhalers
2 epi-pins
2 cell phones.
You know, any time someone asks me why I carry 2 phones, I respond
"Ones pre-paid." They usually respond "oh, ok" in a tone of voice like it
makes sense, then you can watch their face change as they wonder why
you need a drop phone. But they wont ask because they're afraid of looking
stupid because they originally acted like they got it.:dude:
Next time someone asks why you carry two just say:
"One isn't mine"
"One is in air quotes"
"You wouldn't ask Bruce Willis that question.":celebrate
"One is unregistered"
"One is not loaded"
"I emptied one and didn't have time to refill it so I grabbed a disposable one."
"One is for personal use."
"They're only one time use guns"
"This one's actually a spare magazine holder."
"One is a lighter."
which one? "I'd show you but I forgot which ones real":what:
"One is my kids, I took it away cause he's in time-out"."
"These are trophy guns I took from people foolish enough to try and shoot me, kinda
like scalps on an Indians belt."
"I don't carry a gun"
"Because guns kill people"
"They're litter mates and get grouchy when I leave one or the other at home."
"Just in case I get the opportunity to pull off the classic 'slide your spare gun to the pinned down good guy' like in the movies"
"Well, this one time, at band camp, (
just walk away like that answers everything)"
"because Elliot from
Law and Order :
SVU does"
"It's the right to bear arms, not the right to bear an arm."
"silly rabbit, trixs are for kids who weren't hugged and became prostitutes."(
walk away)
"I have to stop by the bank later today."
"One shoots Silver bullets for werewolves, the other wooden stakes for vampires."
if someone asks what if a human attacks you, say "I do not fear cattle":uhoh:
or for a REAL answer:
"If I ever , god forbid, have to use one in self defense, I don't want to be left defenseless when the cops take my gun to run ballistics on it. Especially at a
time when some of the criminal's associates may be looking to take revenge
on me." :banghead: