since9
Campaign Veteran
I walked in, browsed, asked for help once, purchased an item, and finally, on my way out, a thirty-something lady, obvious in excellent condition, asked me:
Lady: Excuse me, but I have to ask you. Why are you carrying a gun?
Me: Self defense.
Lady: Against what?
Me: Bad guys.
Lady: What bad guys?
(At this point, it was obvious she was a libtard, probably the manager, and trying to show me up so as to win "brilliance" points with her even more stupid employees)
Me: The bad guys responsible for more than thirty murders, several hundred assaults, and a string of hold-ups over the last twelve months here in Colorado Springs. Those bad guys.
Lady: (blinks, but recovers well) And how do you recognize these "bad guys?"
Me: They're the ones committing murder assaults, and robberies.
Lady: Oh, so you can only recognize them when they're actually breaking the law.
Me: That's right.
Lady: Why can't you head them off at the pass?
Me: You mean before they've done anything illegal?
Lady: Yes.
Me: Didn't you ever see the movie, Minority Report?
Lady: Yes.
Me: Well...?
Lady: Ok, that's probably a bit far-fetched, isn't it.
Me: Just a bit!
Lady: Well, no "bad guys" have ever given me trouble, so I don't believe in guns.
Me: They do.
Lady: What?
Me: The bad guys. They believe in guns. What do you think they use to commit murder, assaults, and robberies?
Lady: Well, I still don't believe in guns.
Me: Then you believe in being a victim.
(Boy! Did this get her heckles up!)
Lady: I do NOT believe in being a victim!
Me: Then don't be a victim. Do something about it.
Lady: Like what?
Me: Learn to shoot and carry a firearm, so you won't be a victim when the bad guys come to murder or assault you, or rob your store.
Lady: (crickets chirping)
Me: Have a nice day!
At that point I left. I'll probably go back after a month to see if the clue bird landed on her shoulder.
Lady: Excuse me, but I have to ask you. Why are you carrying a gun?
Me: Self defense.
Lady: Against what?
Me: Bad guys.
Lady: What bad guys?
(At this point, it was obvious she was a libtard, probably the manager, and trying to show me up so as to win "brilliance" points with her even more stupid employees)
Me: The bad guys responsible for more than thirty murders, several hundred assaults, and a string of hold-ups over the last twelve months here in Colorado Springs. Those bad guys.
Lady: (blinks, but recovers well) And how do you recognize these "bad guys?"
Me: They're the ones committing murder assaults, and robberies.
Lady: Oh, so you can only recognize them when they're actually breaking the law.
Me: That's right.
Lady: Why can't you head them off at the pass?
Me: You mean before they've done anything illegal?
Lady: Yes.
Me: Didn't you ever see the movie, Minority Report?
Lady: Yes.
Me: Well...?
Lady: Ok, that's probably a bit far-fetched, isn't it.
Me: Just a bit!
Lady: Well, no "bad guys" have ever given me trouble, so I don't believe in guns.
Me: They do.
Lady: What?
Me: The bad guys. They believe in guns. What do you think they use to commit murder, assaults, and robberies?
Lady: Well, I still don't believe in guns.
Me: Then you believe in being a victim.
(Boy! Did this get her heckles up!)
Lady: I do NOT believe in being a victim!
Me: Then don't be a victim. Do something about it.
Lady: Like what?
Me: Learn to shoot and carry a firearm, so you won't be a victim when the bad guys come to murder or assault you, or rob your store.
Lady: (crickets chirping)
Me: Have a nice day!
At that point I left. I'll probably go back after a month to see if the clue bird landed on her shoulder.