Panic Buying
I've got some panics for anyone buying.
Been stockpiling them for years.
I've got well worn panics, low-mileage panics, and mint panics. Of course, I ask the most for the mint panics.
My biggest selection is in the well worn panics. I've got "Honey, I'm prenant." I've got "Mother-in-law moving in". And, of course, "When are we going to get married?" These are the most dependable panics a fella could own.
So, call now: 1-800-Buy-Fear. Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.
PS: I'm also willing to trade for rarer panics. I'll give three slightly used "Here comes a Mack truck!" for a genuine "Houston, we've got a problem."
For Serious Collectors Only: I've got an original "the lifeboats are already full" that I will trade for two fully tricked-out AR's. Must be high-end optics.
PSS: I've got two un-retouched photos of Nancy Pelosi without make-up for sale. But, be warned this is a highly dangerous article capable of inducing life-threatening panic. This is only for the most experienced panic buyers. Negatives included. Will ship only to a federally licensed panic dealer in your state. You pay the transfer fees. Call for current pricing.